For this post to have its full impact and, quite frankly, make any sense, I suggest you read Localised Armageddon first.
Hallelujah! I've had a visit from Vic the plumber. How does one go about getting someone canonized? Vic swept in, stemmed the flood in the garden, got water to flow round the boiler, tightened the screws on the front door as he was passing because he happened to have a cross-head screw-driver in his hands and then rode off into the ... err, fog in his white van, uttering into his mobile phone the most reassuring words in the world ...
'Get the ladder out, I'll be round in ten minutes.'
All hail St Vic, saviour of the cold and clueless!!
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